Peesees

Little things of Reece’s.

Hey can you get me some Reese’s Peesees?

Peesees by OptimusEye April 18, 2019

Screaming peepees 

This is painful urination, typically from STDs.

Ben Dover found that the screaming peepees was a very real thing in the toilet.

Screaming peepees by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

PeeSee virgin 

Usually refer to a PC gamer or a PC mustard race dude with no social life, waistline exceeding 36 inches, over 25% body fat, fedora wearer, never touched a woman in his life. A person who willing to pay $2000 to buy dated potato that can't keep up with a console and believe their inferior platform able to play every single video game at 4K resolution and 120 frame rate even when every benchmark test told them otherwise.

Bob: "bla! wanna see 4k/120fps on my $300 PC? mustard race ftw!(then breathing hard)"

Joe: "No thanks, I prefer to lay on my couch playing with a controller in my living room"

Bob: "bla! except PC can do the same"

Joe: "Silly PeeSee virgin, technically you can also build a toilet in your bed room, the question is why would anyone do that?"

PeeSee virgin by BlackHobama September 8, 2016

Persees 

Personal stash. A limited or secret supply of something typically reserved for personal use. (From persee, often relating to cannabis)

This isn't from my main supply, it's from my persees.
I'll smoke you some from my persees.

Persees by Coineer June 8, 2020

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones

YAAAYY!! Dr. Jeepjorp! That was a good diatribe! And I like your beard.

Hym “Hey!! Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones! It’s catching on. What a good job me! As a literal Lucifer, it’s important that I punish all the charlatans.”

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones by Hym Iam October 23, 2022

Peepeeson 

A large human, usually at least 8 feet tall, who sweats profusely from the palms and other orifices, tends to pick on smaller, more innocent life forms, and will inevitably become a super senior. Most commonly seen in a Black Sabbath or R. Kelly t-shirt. Avoid at all costs.

Robert Sylvester: Man, I just shook the sweatiest hand. Who da fuck's was it?
Mrs. Madsen: Why that's my little kitty Peepeeson!!!!!!

Peepeeson by LMCS May 15, 2011

peepeesharter 

A peepeesharter is when someone starts from their peepee

“Bro a peepeesharter just shatter all over my Cheerios”

peepeesharter by PeePeePooPoo169 September 5, 2020