Control P

Nigerian English-Used informally to report someone who takes an issue personal. Usually used in both English and Pidgin expressions.

Why are you pressing control p on a small issue like that?
Pidgin English: Why you dey press control p on small mata like that?

Control P by Tpatrick March 25, 2019

public intox control (P.I.C) 

A phrase used in college towns to reference a group of police officers on bikes looking for underage drinkers

The public Intox Control (P.I.C) caught Drake drinking and gave him a MIP

public intox control (P.I.C) by Barryboi August 14, 2019

p-control 

Art of using one's penis in replacement of one's stylus for one's Nintendo DS

Dude, I just got pwnd with his P-Control in Metroid Prime:Hunters:First Hunt

p-control by You need a girlfriend December 17, 2004

Birth Control Photo 

On social networking sites, oftentimes individuals – especially college-aged Americans – post a certain type of profile picture that makes them completely unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of impregnating another or becoming impregnated. Usually such photos involve individuals making strange faces, posturing themselves oddly, or exhibiting behaviors that compromise their individual dignity. Unlike compromising photos which are posted by third-parties who may have taken the photo and “tagged” the individual in an awkward situation or pose, the Birth Control Photo (BCP) is a photo that is self-posted by the individual in the picture.

“My brother is always posting Birth Control Photos of himself on facebook in tight jeans making strange faces. He’s never going to get laid.”

Birth Control Photo by impotate April 16, 2011

breath control play 

The practice of intentionally reducing the amount of oxygen to the brain during sexual stimulation in order to heighten the received pleasure from orgasm. This can be done during masturbation or with a partner.

erotic asphyxiation
Also known as asphyxiophilia, breath control play, or scarfing.

breath control play by Vladzilla January 12, 2007

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' 

a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems

Example 1:

I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.

ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be

Example 2:

what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'

Example 3:

How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011

control point 

A sexual position where the female puts noodles in her vagina and the man eats them out, he then proceeds to wrap remaining noodles around his toe and put it in the woman's anus.

Shes getting the control point tonight

control point by noop121212 November 28, 2016