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Mission Middle School 

Gay ass school that is being modernized after like 60 fucking years. A couple rats, ho after ho and no real gangstas. vaping in bathrooms, weak ass fights. 98% beaners. Overall, it's a good fucking school and you won't regret spending 3 years of life here.
Foo 1: you went to mission Middle school ? shit how much per g
Foo 2: $8
Foo 3: fuck rats
Successful Student: I am surrounded by retards

Mission Valley Middle School 

A strict public school in Leawood, Kansas, and makes you want to go to a private school. While sitting in the office of this school you can watch the security tapes, or watch the fat kids come out of the nurses office with an ice pack. Mission Valley is also the school with the ESL (english as a second language) program where all the immagrants come from all around Kansas City and try to kill the kids from KCK. It's not very pleasant, some of the Chinese kids try to knife the Mexicans, and the Mexicans hit on the Blacks, while the blacks are into the white trash...its pretty much a horrible school.
Mission Valley Middle School is a place that you never want to go.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026