Where you can buy my merch now!!! All proceeds go towards my gal. Just wanna hear him say oof one last time. (btw imma training beuty guru. You can find my yt in the description!!!
Greg: Where can I buy your merch? It's SOOO fickin' DANK Molly: It's at oofcity.com!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"