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stringy paddle 

n. A Violin.

As used in the Strangers With Candy episode when Jerri Blank (played by Amy Sedaris) becomes a violin prodigy.
Jerri (Amy Sedaris) discovers she has a previously unknown talent in this episode of the off-color Comedy Central series. Kicked out of the Flatpoint High orchestra by Mr. Jellineck (Paul Dinello) for pounding on the timpani and refusing to follow directions, a distressed Jerri remains behind after class and begins experimenting with the various instruments. Eavesdropping on the horrible sounds coming from the orchestra room, Mr. Noblot (Stephen Colbert) is stunned when Jerri picks up the violin and starts playing beautifully. Soon taking her under his wing and forcing her to practice tirelessly, Mr. Noblot isolates Jerri from her friends and peers in order to vicariously experience the success that eluded him as a child. Distressed by the scratches on Jerri's hands from attempting to groom the family cat, Mr. Noblot brings Jerri to live with him so that she may focus entirely on her practicing. With Mr. Noblot's newfound obsession driving a wedge between him and Mr. Jellineck, and the disapproval of Jerri's father adding to the negative impact that practicing has had on her social life, Jerri decides to give up the "stringy paddle" (her name for the violin) the very night of the Tri-County Music Championship. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
stringy paddle by smudgetool September 17, 2008

Stringle 

Vitas created three major secrets. One of those major secrets was the Stringle. The Stringle is made up of many different beings, but only two of those beings are known of to this day. Those beings are Niji Vinsmoke and Aubrey.
Person 1: How can I find out more about these Stringle beings?

Person 2: By reading the Holy Book of Vitas of course!
Stringle by Almighty Stringle Being February 19, 2021

strongly like 

to strongly like is when you're in between crushing, liking, and love. Something that you might think will grow into love.
"I've known simon for 7 years. I'm starting to strongly like him more than I used to just have a crush on him.

stringlet 

A female singlet featuring thin shoulder straps, resembling a string type material.
Often worn as a popular fashion item, or a casual comfortable top for around home.
Bloke: Gee I love it when me woman wears her stringlet around home, gives me a tip top view of her titties!
stringlet by HeavyChestedGirlfriend September 12, 2019

strongly worded letter 

something you send to someone when they are fucking up hard. normally with the intent to change something. sometimes a regular letter will suffice, but a strongly worded letter always gets your point across more effectively.
Matt: Kelsey, why hasn't that website approved our entry yet?
Kelsey: I don't know, they are really fucking up hard.
Matt: Maybe we should send a strongly worded letter, and they will fix the problem.

stringy wingy 

eyebrows that have maybe 7 hairs
"tanya has stringy wingys for eyebrows"