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stresbian 

A straight woman who wishes she was a lesbian, but is not sexually attracted to women. Also known as a "stryke"
At first I thought she was a lug lesbian until graduation but now I get that she's a stresbian.
stresbian by Gay Kochen February 1, 2019
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stresbian 

Megan and Alexis are filthy stresbians
stresbian by hookie dookie February 27, 2005

stressin' the dingle 

Spending too much time on the toilet trying to get trivial poo to drop off your ass, when in reality it could be easily wiped off. A major cause of 30 minute craps.
"Dude! Get off the pot, stop stressin' the dingle!"
A lesbian who is also at the same time slutty

A girl who likes other girls, who has no standards of who she will sleep with.
Sarah is such a slesbian. She has slept with 10 girls this week
Slesbian by unckid November 10, 2009

Stressing Steve Syndrome 

The act of being stressed out to the point that you think you might actually die. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, shortness of breath aka hyperventilation, numbness of hands and feet, jumping out of moving vehicles so you can pace back and forth, slurring profanities for over an hour, stopping at circle K to buy Fadorade, etc.
Random Guy 1:OMG OMG i think i am going to die.
Davis: What could be wrong??
Random Guy 1: I have so much work right now! Fuck! I think i am going to die.
Davis: No its okay! you just have Stressing Steve Syndrome!
Stressing Steve Syndrome by MCleary November 17, 2009

stressin 

getting all hyped up over stupid shit, or worrying about things you shouldnt be worrying about.
man, me and my girl just broke up, im hella stressin!
stressin by killacal. September 14, 2009