correctile dysfunction 

A relationship misunderstanding caused by AutoCorrect.

Jane left me because of my correctile dysfunction. I meant to tell her "I'm going to JUMP you when I get home."

correctile dysfunction by arymonster November 12, 2012

correctile dysfunction 

When a woman says a thing in a meeting and the conversation continues without acknowledging it. Minutes later a man makes The Very Important Original Contribution of saying the exact same thing.

My male coworker has the worst case of correctile dysfunction; any time a woman has a good idea in a meeting, he comes up with the same thing and acts as if he thought of it all by himself.

correctile dysfunction by Dr. Jo January 13, 2019

Correctile Dysfunction 

Synonym for “Man-Splaining” created by @mizzmel2 on TikTok
Also can be spelled correctile disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)

1. Random CisHet Male: Explaining childbirth to a women “it’s not that bad”
Woman: Someone suffers from Correctile Disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)

2. Female PHD: *explains her research topic of interest*

Non expert man: "Well actually I have heard..."
Observer: "Somebody suffers from correctile dysfunction"

Correctile Dysfunction by Expert in mansplaining April 16, 2021

Correctile Dysfunction 

The inability of some men to stop themselves from correcting people (especially women) about something they know nothing about.

Kevin suffers from correctile dysfunction.

Correctile Dysfunction by Toxic-masculinity January 6, 2023

Correctile Dysfunction 

The uncontrollable impulse to correct a posters spelling, grammar or anything else that is not relevant to the post or comment.

Her need to correct the spelling on every post demonstrated her strong pre-election toward correctile Dysfunction

Correctile Dysfunction by Brad Rayburry August 13, 2025

Correctile Dysfunction 

Similar to Mansplaining.

Noun.

Meaning: describes the symptom or source reason that someone mansplains.

Specifically used as a response towards or about a man who has just mansplained something. This can occur in any type of interaction.

He has correctile dysfunction. He clearly has not realized he is talking to an expert on the topic.

His correctile dysfunction is on display again!

Stop your mansplaining and fix your correctile dysfunction.

Correctile Dysfunction by HavingMoreFun September 11, 2025

Auto Correctile Dysfunction 

When you're trying to chat up a girl via tinder and Apple's auto correct changes a word that kills your chancesat getting laid. DOn't feel bad. It happens to everyone at some point.

Brett: Did you manage to hook up with that girl on tinder yet?
Randy: I tried to text "Let's get drunk" But Apple changed it to "Let's vote Trump." She ghosted me.
Brett: Auto Correctile Dysfunction
Randy: Fucking Apple!!!!

Auto Correctile Dysfunction by 000Brett000 April 19, 2018