minorsexual 

A fancy word for a pedophile. Distusting people who are attracted to children.

BOB: I’m minorsexual
Mike: So a pedophile

Bob: no i’m attracted to minors
Mike: You disgusting piece of shit! You’re just a pedo who thinks it’s ok to identify as part of the LGBTQ+ community!

minorsexual by MJ penis November 21, 2018

minorsexual 

Not a sexuality. When someone is attracted to minors.

Person 1; Im minorsexual
Person 2; Thats not a sexuality
Person 3; 911 whats your emergency

minorsexual by San’s bad puns November 15, 2018

minhosexual 

Only being attracted to Minho, who is a member of the kpop group stray kids.

Person 1 : "Want to be my girlfriend/boyfriend?"

Person 2 : "Sorry, I'm minhosexual.

minhosexual by lxvelyhyunjin October 18, 2020

minhasexual 

minhasexual is when a brown male loses his virginity before the age of 18 to a white female that’s weighs over 200 pounds

Random Person: should I ask her out?
Erin: if you do you’ll be a minhasexual

minhasexual by 0ptical April 21, 2022

Microsexual

Sexually attracted to microwaves.

I was going to cook him a nice dinner but it turns out he is Microsexual

Microsexual by Groknik August 7, 2018

Minhosexual 

Someone who is in love with Minho from The Maze Runner series.

Person 1: Hey! Whats your Sexuality?
Person 2: I'm Minhosexual!!!

Minhosexual by Tina_hppt January 27, 2021

mirrorsexual 

A person that when they look into the mirror they know that they have found the perfect life partner.

When Pam figured out that Jack was a mirrorsexual, she dumped him for a guy that could carry on a real relationship with another person.

mirrorsexual by Steve Fraser June 10, 2007