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bohbag

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scrotum - the correct spelling for 'bawbag'
you sir, are a bohbag
by Dan Stirling July 3, 2005
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Mike Bobaguard

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A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.
"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"
by wormfigure January 31, 2022
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Brad bobaguard

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Brad bobaguard is the type of person who would like to ask questions about the menu of a fast food restaurant. Normally these people call fast food places instead of actually going there - and these types of people do not actually have to be named Brad. All of the Brad's are named; Isaac. No other name, just Isaac and the last name being, 'why'
"I would like to ask a question about the menu."
"So you're saying you wanna pull a Brad bobaguard?"
by charriot February 19, 2022
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Bokbagasie

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Pronounced: "Bok-ba-gaasie"

A large lump of uncertain origin located directly behind the ear. It causes the ear concerned to protrude at 90 degrees to the head. It ranges in size from about the diameter of a golf ball to that of a small melon.

There are varying theories as to the cause of this phenomenon, the most popular being that it is caused by partially digested fragments of swiss roll that take up residency behind the ear when there is no space for them in the belly.

The bokbagasie can be surgically removed, but this is not often done because of the extremely high rate of re-occurence. some bokbagasies have been known to re-occur as little as three hours after being removed.
"Hey bokkie, what did YOU see this morning...?"

"Bok-bok-bok-BAGASIE!!"

"My word, how radiant your bokbagasie is looking today"
by turdmeister July 13, 2009
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boobage

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A woman breasts - specifically when referring to the type, style, size or quirkiness of her breasts. Usually used in a positive way to define "the girls" in question.
Her boobage was such that it couldn't be tamed even with an industrial strength Fredrick's of Hollywood bra.
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What little boobage she had was choice.
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My boobage is just going to rebel against the buttons on this blouse!
by JoCobs March 2, 2010
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boobage

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The noticeable presence of breasts. Could be because of the size, exposed cleavage or large number of noticeable breasts in a particular place.
The truth is, of course that all boobs rule, (well, not man-boobs); be they big, small, fake or strangely shaped. The world would be a better place if all girls embraced their boobage. Set them free ladies. Set them free.
Jake: Man, check out the boobage on the dancefloor!
Jimmy: Dude, I've been staring since we got here!
Jake: Boooooobs...
by benjiboy January 27, 2005
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