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Baby Klaus

A Baby Klaus is typically a 30-40 year old virign male who is abusive to women yet still is a White Knight to them.

These are typically found online, especially in Toxic game communities.

Typically lives alone, and any relationships they have are extremely short and end badly.

Usually relies on family to assist them with laundry or car rides and never takes care of themselves.

Example:

That one guy always online World of Warcraft who one shots you as a DK
Guy1: Haha! You’re just mad cuz you bad! You don’t have dragon hide armor or even one million experience hahahaha

Guy2: Quit being a Baby Klaus

——

Guy1: Why would you throw the game in like that dude?
Guy2: Because you can’t play a support role you autistic liberal, you threw the game when you selected that character hahaha

Guy1: What? I was doing my role?
Guy2: *Repeatily using words that would clearly end in a mute*

-Next Day-

Guy2: WHAT I WAS MUTED? HOW DARE THEY I WAS ONLY DOING MY JOB *ReeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!*

Guy in Discord: .... That’s because you’re a Baby Klaus.
Baby Klaus by ThatOneChickLmaO November 10, 2018
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

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FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
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