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A place where unreasonable teachers attempt to teach kids something useless that they will never need in life. Most kids think school is "pointless". Obviously these kids have more common sense than the teachers. Most teachers would never admit to that. Well guess what stupid, if you grew a brain cell you'd know that there is no point in putting us through our own personal hell. Some people who have been corrupted by the government might think "Since you hate school so much, why don't you spend all day slaving at a job instead?". I can say from full experience, I love "slaving" at my job WAY more than being trapped in a tiny desk for 8 hours with people who think they are more important than everyone attempting to cram useless information into my brain.
Most people who like school either aren't in it anymore, or just like seeing their friends which they could do outside of school if it wasn't taking so much time out of their day.
by newbzoors November 11, 2010
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S.C.H.O.O.L - Six. Crap. Hours. Of. Our. Lives
"Don't you think school sucks?"

"Yeah, remember what it stands for?"

"Oh yeah, six crap hours of our lives."
by AlwaysTTY April 29, 2010
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A place where everyone has to go unless they want to end up at a trailer park. If you are not rich you have to work your ass off your whole life just to get a decent job. The End
This is bullshit.
What?
Tiffany got into Harvard Med School when my grades and SAT's were better than hers.
Why are you surprised? Her dad has connections and is a lawyer.
by Harley Girl October 4, 2008
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a place where drunk teachers try to teach you in jail cells. also see prison. a place where if you hear the final bell you're awake and go home ASAP...
~~~~~My Thoughts~~~~~
Dont study, and if thou dont study pay attention to the teacher, you'll get ok grades like C's-B's, do your homework in the morning at school be sure to hide it from the teachers!{no seriously it works!}
by Its me, its me, the M-E-T-Z! December 8, 2003
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Is what we all hate. Its basically being in prison for kids.
Arty : Dude you know we have to take our ELEM exam in school tomorrow?

Me : I know, high school is tiring man.
Jake : Yeah bro, I had to also catch up on my Point Percentages homework yesterday.
Phil the nerd : You guys are exaggerating. School isn't that bad.
Arty : Maybe not for you Phil, because you're a complete nerd.

Jake and Me : (Laughing so hard)
Phil : Hey that's nothing to make fun of.
by JeeJeeTheHeeHee May 22, 2020
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School is death
School is used to murder kids
by MMEEEEEEMEEMMEMEMEMEMEM February 14, 2019
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Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of

Our

Lives
“Hey kid, want some free candy?”

No thanks, I have to go to school. Nice van though.”
by Dumb Definition June 14, 2018
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