Massagejob

When an agreement is made to give your wife/girlfriend a massage, with the anticipation of receiving a blowjob in return.

You’ve never heard of a massagejob? It’s great.. you give your girl a nice massage and after she returns the favor with a blowjob.

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massagemosis

The relaxation you experience while observing someone getting a massage.

I got very drowsy when I saw her getting a massage at the airport. I was overcome with massagemosis.

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When some douche tries to steal a massage you clearly claimed for yourself on facebook.

Dude: Oh man I desperately needs a back / neck massage.
Douche: Dibs!
Dude: Hey no, no, I get dibs on the first massage; no massagejacking my status.

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The Art of masturbating whilst massaging your partner(s) entire body.

Nothing like getting litty and enjoying massagerbation.
The Art of masturbating whilst massaging your partner(s) entire body.

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