Conch Fart 

Queef. Vaginal air discharge.

Dude, my Chipotle gas pales in comparison to Shelly's conch farts! They're brutal!

Conch Fart by Sparty911 June 27, 2018

cronch fart 

the crunchy farts that pass between the vagina lips. A re-fart out of the vagina.

"Gir,l I JUST ripped a gnarly cronch fart."

cronch fart by kraykray28 November 5, 2020

couch farts 

When someone farted so much while sitting on the couch. Once they leave and someone else sits down they can still smell the fart, possibly taste.

My father was sitting on the couch and when I sat down next all I could smell was couch farts.

couch farts by Golf Bravo December 12, 2013

Depressed Couch Farts 

Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.

Did you fart?

No, those are old depressed couch farts. It escaped when I got up.

Depressed Couch Farts by StealthMeistro November 23, 2021

Sloppy Concharto 

Similar to its counterpart the Sloppy Jalopy, the Sloppy Concharto involves both ejaculating into ones hand, and slapping a girl in the face. In this variation cum is blown into both of the man's hands as he proceeds to smack the girls face with both hands simultaneously across both sides of the face... similiar to playing the symbols in the marching band.

Wow, S-Money is a huge pimp, did u see him lay the Sloppy Concharto on that dirty latina maid?

Sloppy Concharto by S-Money December 28, 2005