Brocruiter 

Under thirty male HR talent recruiter in the tech sector who is over the top warm and chummy on the initial screening call, agrees with everything you say and speaks as if he has been with the company for years, yet is unlikely to know even the most basic aspects of the business. He believes free beer means a great corporate culture. Has a varsity letter in foosball. This is likely his fourth position in the past two years due to acquisitions that have made him redundant. He can be replaced by Siri and no one would notice.

Oh man, I was really excited to interview with the company until the screen with the brocruiter.

Brocruiter by BrotherWeasel June 9, 2018

Brocrasterbating

The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating...

... with your bro.

1: "I didn't wanna do my research paper, so I resorted to Brocrasterbating."
2: "Yikes..."
3: "No worries, just back to back-sies."

Brocrasterbating by SpaceMountain March 1, 2011

brocrasterbate 

To brocrastinate by masturbating. Masturbating with your bros in lieu of performing necessary tasks such as homework.

"I had a final tomorrow, but me and my bros played COD and then brocrasterbated to completion on the carpet in my frat. We called no homo first."

brocrasterbate by LaMarcus69420 October 31, 2011