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The most beautiful city in Poland. Also, the former capitol of Poland. It was the year's 2000 - Millennium Town of Culture and it has great restaurants, castles, bars, pubs, clubs, sights, etc... Big plus is that this city is located in Poland, what provides tourists with Polish girls - yes, they are that Hot!
- Where are we going for spring break this year? Cancun?
- Man, forget about that! Lets go to Krakow! They have the best parties there, plus we can meet all the Hot Polish Chicks!
- Im in!
krakow by nyna191 November 13, 2007
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Come to see the wonderful architecture, women and nightlife; stay because someone chopped off your arm with a machete.
Krakow is a great town, but some parts of it are basically Compton without guns.
krakow by adfasdf123 February 27, 2016
onomatopoeia for Spaceman Spiff's blasters in his ship firing

former capital of Poland
KRAKOW KRAKOW *enemy fighter explodes*

the capital of your mom is Krakow.
krakow by afrikaaner June 7, 2005
A word used to pronounce someone's/something's power over someone/something. Often following "all like" and ended with an exclamation point.
"I was playing Halo and this sniper thought he was gonna drop me but, I was all like Kakow! Peeled him one."

"Global warming is all like Kakow! on our ecosystem."
Kakow by Fred Watson January 15, 2008

Josephi Krakowski 

IT's me Josephi Krakowski with flex tape

Krasowski 

Krasowski usually have a hard time focusing and keeping track of papers. Often aren’t good at teaching others but besides that they are great snake handlers.
Kid 1: Why is our teacher not teaching us?

Kid 2: I don’t she most be a Krasowski
Krasowski by Give me your food February 25, 2019

And or kakow 

A phrase used when an individual is latching on to another individual's celebratory expletive. Can usually be a secondary battle cry, or used to show the coolness of a primary indivual. Widely popularized by the Adult Swim television show Frisky Dingo
1.
1st Guy: Dude! I just turned 21! Boosh!
2nd guy: And or kakow!

2.
1st guy: ...So let's do this! Boo-yah!
2nd guy: And or kakow!

3.
1st guy: I just kicked some guy in the nuts! Awesome!
2nd guy: And or kakow!
And or kakow by Stav Clones March 29, 2010