bagel burn

The rash a man gets after drity bagelin'

Steve had to take an ice bath to soothe his severe case of bagel burn.

bagel burn by Dylan April 13, 2005

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Bagel burn

When you’re fucking a toasted bagel and the crunchy burnt parts scratch up your dick

Oh man, I was bagel jacking last night now I got bagel burn all up and down my dingaling

Bagel burn by Yennadouble$ June 7, 2018

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burnt bagel

someone that is black and jewish

Slash is a burnt bagel

burnt bagel by Laurakkkkkk September 18, 2007

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burning bagel

When your partner gives it to you in the ass, but they have herpes

Yo dude that sex was fire. Literally I've got a burning bagel.

burning bagel by YoinkersItsMine August 7, 2019

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bagelburn

the inevitable result of trying to toast a bagel in a toaster designed for toasting bread

Harry, we've got bagelburn again! You gotta use the toaster oven!

bagelburn by Russ Josephson June 21, 2008

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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