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A flat chode. An offshoot of the chodal genus, the flode is even wider in girth and and shorter in height than it's tunacanesque cousin. It is also known by the abrasive term of 'pancake willy'. Very sexy.
Ever since that unfortunate incident with the meat tenderizer, our Zachary's already tunacan-shaped member has been flode-like in appearence.

Hah,that pancake totally looks like Albert's flode, dude!!
flode by Captain Innuendo. January 21, 2005
Related Words
flode floden flodeboller Floder Flodesent Flome flooded flodge flope Flopera
A dick in the shape of a paper in landscape
Damn! Constantin fucking his Xbox with his Flode!
Flode by Atlas356432 June 3, 2018
A square, someone who is not with it. Combination of "flop + dope" = FLOPE.
In the song "Big Name Button" by the Royal Teens, they sing:
"...you're a flope and you aren't in the club." (if you don't have a big name button, which was all the rage in the late 1950s.)
Flope by Ed 'Kookie' Byrnes January 13, 2010

Flore G. 

Flore is obviously a girl. She’s tall and her body is perfectly fine! She has straight blonde hair and ocean blue eyes. When she smiles it lights up the whole room. Her voice is like a symphony and is perfect in every way. She’s smart and very very talented. Actually the words to describe her perfection aren’t even existing so I am trying my best to describe her the way I see her. Flore is like a sunrise at the beach or the mountains with the most beautiful colours you can imagine. She’s like your favorite song which you are listening to the whole day on repeat. She’s like your favorite book and even tho you know every page the story is still beautiful. She’s like a bottle of water after a long and hot summer day. She’s the one flower in a field of flowers you would pick up to bring it to your one true love. She’s perfection. If Flore is your friend or (if you are extremely lucky) your girlfriend, you are the luckiest person on earth because even if i have never kissed her i know she’s the best kisser and lover on her own beautiful way. She’s not always easy but she deserves the deepest and purest love so please be kind to her!
Flore, you are amazing
Look at this beautiful girl! I wonder who she is“
„Oh that’s Flore G., the most beautiful girl i‘ve ever seen!“
Dude: I just got braces isnt that cool
Chick: You are such a Flope

or

"this party is such a Flope"
Flope by simonexxskittles August 5, 2009
A Dutch word for the sound when a tennis ball hits a window. The origin comes from a Dutch sketch programme called: Sluipschutters
Meneer! Is het nou klaar met dat gefloenk de hele tijd?!
Translation: Sir! Is it done with that ‘gefloenk’ all the time!?
floenk by hhlsmnn October 4, 2020