poobernating 

Poobernating The act of sitting on the toilet until your legs go numb. Usually with a phone or tablet.

Dad’s been poobernating since getting home for work.

poobernating by Sdumas29 May 25, 2018

poobernating 

The act of taking materials into a bathroom intending to spend an appreciable amount time on the toilet. Usually accompanied by a phone tablet but books and magazines may be used. Poobernating is complete once one or both legs have gone numb.

If you can’t find dad, try the bathroom. He’s been poobernating since he got home from work. He may need to have his legs amputated.

poobernating by Sdumas29 May 26, 2018

Pubernating 

The action of being in Puberty.

I am Pubernating.

I was Pubernating.

I am about to start Pubernating.

Pubernating by KingTuxWH April 22, 2018

Pooperbating 

To defecate and masturbate at the same time.

Some people have weird kinky fetishes like feet, stockings, and dildos. I, on the other hand, enjoy a nice extended session of pooperbating.

Pooperbating by GAJ&RS April 2, 2015

Poppernating 

To give up/sustain from pop (also known as soda or soda pop) for a year.

She gave up pop for the new year. She was poppernating for the new year.

Poppernating by Knows-All-The-Cool-New-Words December 30, 2021

Pooperbating 

When a guy tells his girlfriend he has to go take a poop but masturbates to porn after wards on the toilet.

"Fred always says he has to go take a poop and takes so long, he must be pooperbating!"

Pooperbating by MayriahLegendary April 7, 2021