kardick 

While mistaken with a car's dick, Kardick is basically a Kartik who has the fattest dick you've ever seen. The dick is so fat that it's the size of a car.

Her: Kartik isn't Kartik, he's Kardick
Friend: why?
Her: He parked his car sized dick in me and made me his garage

kardick by randohobo October 20, 2020

Kalicki 

A Kalicki is a Jewish man who obsessively engages in the act of pee pee tucking. A Kalicki has tightly woven Jewish hair and tend to date dudes named Brad or Tad.

Is that man holding a fruit basket under his bottom? No, that’s just a Kalicki pee pee tucking in public.

Kalicki by Gingers united June 7, 2018

kalick 

n.: A terrible roommate in every sense of the word "terrible".

adj. form: kalickal

n.
:Dude, how's your roommate?
:Dude, I got myself a kalick.
:That sucks dude.

adj.
:My roommate is kalickal.
:Why?
:He's a kalick!

kalick by trd09 October 5, 2009

Kalnicki 

A sex position that involves many years to perfect. It involves putting both legs above your head, then giving yourself oral sex, whilst being sodomized.

John: "Have you tried Kalnicki?"
Andrew: "Oh, I heard that takes practice."
John: ";)"

Kalnicki by DarrinT January 16, 2011

kadick

The process of using one's penis as a blunt weapon.
Used to denote a dickslapping.

The word that would be used in the "Batman" T.V Show if Batman were to dickslap a villain.

Batman: "Take This!"
- "Pow!"
- "Crash!"
- "Kadick!"

Joker: "No, not the face! Wait, did you just hit me with your penis?"

kadick by El Profe December 15, 2008

kardick 

While mistaken with a car's dick, Kardick is basically a Kartik who has the fattest dick you've ever seen. The dick is so fat that it's the size of a car.

Her: Kartik isn't Kartik, he's Kardick
Friend: why?
Her: He parked his car sized dick in me and made me his garage

kardick by randohobo October 20, 2020

Kaydick 

Something that’s irritating,bad for you and has meaning in life.

She’s pissing me off,she’s got proper Kaydick

Kaydick by Choccyegg January 30, 2021