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anti social media

Anti social media is the reduction of face to face communication from using social media. Generations X-Z generally prefer anti social media to actual personal interaction and share everything in life on line ad nauseum. Do I really need to see a jpeg of your latest meal? Or your kid at the pool? Or your buddy passed out after he shit himself?
In clear violation of anti social media etiquette, after months of tweeting and facebooking Steve and Oliva finally got together for coffee. Both ran to the restroom to unfollow and unfriend one another.
anti social media by Sevin O'Zow November 25, 2013

anti-social media 

n. Communication channels favoured by the aged, and those that don't want to be "part of the conversation".

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Dude! You got to get on the Twitter! You can totally get fake updates from celebrities and find out what all your cool friends are wasting their lives doing in "real time"!

No thanks. I'm kind of into the anti-social media. I have some Dickens I want to read before I have my evening gruel. And is there some other type of "time"?
anti-social media by gnostic 2 February 10, 2014

Anti-Social Media Marketing 

Used to describe someone's social skills which are so notoriously anti that he does not need any social media tools to ruin his reputation.
Tom was at his best again at yesterday's party. His Anti-Social Media Marketing skills were at the fore when he slapped his boss's backside.

antimedicine 

A medicine, often advertised on TV commercials as revolutionary, that is known to cause more problems than it cures.
TV Commercial for Allerelieva (antimedicine):

It's pollen season, so when you're suffering with allergies, you need the new Allerelieva!
(Beautiful music plays, happy people shown dancing)
This revolutionary new formula will rejuvenate you and get you through those warm spring days allergy free!
(Spectacular nature scenes shown)
But Allerelieva is not for everyone! Side effects may include sore throat, runny nose, fever, coughing, shortness of breath, seizures, and death.
(Relaxing music continues to play, people shown enjoying gorgeous mountains)
If you suffer with allergies, consult your physician now to see if Allerelieva is right for you.
antimedicine by Boxcar Bob March 29, 2007

Antipedian 

An informal name given to British tourists who visit the continent of Australasia for more than a three-week span. It is most regularly used by western Australians, and is believed to originate in Perth who changed a letter in the word “Antipodean” which means to be on the other side of the world.
those Antipedians usually hit up Australia after University to see the sights.
Antipedian by Andrew Maher July 30, 2008

Antimediethmoidcerebellum 

A virus that is against a medical treatment for the cerebellum and the ethmoid
"Bro, im almost dying, antimediethmoidcerebellum is killing my organs!!"