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bufferting 

The day between Monday and Tuesday.
Happy bufferting to you.
bufferting by BNOOMZ December 7, 2018

buffering 

That stupid annoying fucking shit that delays viewing of pleasurable video entertainment via the internet. RealPlayer grossly exploits this atrocity of humanity.
"Buffering . . . "
buffering by mikeschneider May 23, 2006

buffering 

The short break(s) a dude takes during sex to make sure he doesn't get too excited and blow his load.

(Usually in an effort to make sure she comes first)
DUDE: (stops or slows down during intercourse)
GIRL: What happened?
DUDE: It's alright darling, I am buffering...
buffering by Appelby October 20, 2009

Buffering 

Buffering refers to that period of time that you lost previous to when you suddenly become aware you are now not doing anything. This is your brain trying to load normal function and cognition whilst enhanced or debilitated by mind altering drugs. The time you were buffering will be unbeknown to the bufferer and they will then continue with a new task or indeed the original task.
Guys what was i doing? I seem to have been buffering...I'll rack up the next line then!
Buffering by Little Face December 12, 2014

EveryDay I'm Buffering 

It's when your internet connection is so slow that when trying to watch a video it is buffering.
Teacher: Kids lets watch the news update online!
Kids: Yay!
(Teacher loads page)
Kid 1: Aww it's buffering!
Kid 2: Everyday I'm Buffering! (Starts dancing)

Brain buffering

The slow thinking process of morons.
Everytime I ask John for an answer he seems to be brain buffering like for ever.
Brain buffering by superbloke April 28, 2010