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Shartoning 

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.
Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.
Shartoning by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018

Shartology 

The detailed study of sharts (shit farts) and their effects on not only the human body, but organisms in general.
Greetings, fellow peer. What would you like to pursue in the future?

Salutations, I was pondering the idea of pursuing shartology.

Brewing a Shartonnay 

The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.
Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.

shartoop 

its a way of telling how cute some1 or something is
that dog is sooo shartoop or shartooping
shartoop by boo jasim February 17, 2021

soeharto 

Indonesia 2nd President. Rumours say that if you call out his name, Tukang Bakso will catch you and you will disappear from the world
Someone: Soeharto.....
Tukang bakso: So, bakso....
soeharto by amantite February 28, 2022

sharton me

The proper way to excuse oneself after sharting.
"Sharton me, but I must go home and clean up"
sharton me by Swade33 December 16, 2013