Pirates 

Pirates are a sea fearing folk, oft to be seen pilaging, raping, murdering, or commiting other acts of piracy. They usually own a monkey, parrot, or sexy wench.

Yo, did you see those pirates totally kick ninja ass? Sweet.

Pirates by Charlotte January 1, 2004

pirates 

The coolest motherfucking people to ever exist.

"Arrr! Avast, we hit land!"

pirates by Capt. Blubberbeard June 1, 2005

pirates 

An adult movie made in 2006 by digital playhouse and adam&eve production company. It has Jesse Jane, Carman Luvana, Evan Stone and my favorite... Janine. Followed up by a secound movie... that sucked. Used in as a word as a high quality porn or a high class porn or even as a adj. discribing an actress who is "whorie" but has good acting skills...

Angelia Jolie is pirates material, for sure...

wife:"Where you watching porn again?"
husband:" No, i was watching pirates"

pirates by Knight_crawler February 6, 2010

Pirates 

What every single land-lubber (and drunk) yearns to be.

Drunk: I wish I was in a crew of pirates, I could have an excuse to drink rum and swing swords at people.

Pirates by manicalhippieboy February 12, 2008

pirates 

The name given to the coolest dudes to ever sail the seven seas. They have cool boats, cool planks and cool wooden legs. Parrots are also optional. Their main duties include searching far and wide for, "pluder," or, "bling," as it would now be known.

"Man, pirates rule,"

"Totally, we should do a presentation on them.

"Shiver me timbers!"

"Is that a yes?"

"Walk the plank!"

"stop it with the Pirate talk, are we doing this presentation or what?"

"Ahoy there mateys."

"Oh whatever then you Jabroni."

pirates by Ian "The Main Man" Mckenna April 20, 2005

Pirates 

Better than ninjas

Pirates kick ass

Pirates by Anticitizen Two February 17, 2009

Pirates 

The holy being in the religion of Pastafarianism. Often prayed to by followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'amen.

A: Dude, I keep praying that Lucy will ask me out but she never does.

B: Thats because your not praying to Pirates.

Pirates by faithful follower of the FSM March 24, 2009