The unfortunate habit of spewing thoughtless, seemingly random, usually inappropriate and/or profane thoughts via text message. Often, these sentiments may be true, but fall under the category of "OK to think, but not to say out loud."
Texter: Your mom's ass is f#%$in tight in those jeans!!!
Textee: Dude. They have meds for textourettes now. Talk to your doctor.
Miss_Tetsuro is so hot, please she's so funny I swear I would get on my knees for her, she is so tall and has a big ass asf. Put that puthy on me please.
Amy : who is Miss_Tetsuro?
Me : your mommy you fat rat