shamalamadingdong 

when you love someone more than they love you.

I shamalamadingdong you.

shamalamadingdong by mike September 27, 2004

shamalamadingdong 

the act of getting one's dick blown while watching an M. Night Shyamalan film (director of The Sixth Sense, Signs, The Village)

Marty couldn't enjoy the rest of the film because Sam and Vanessa were shamalamadingdonging so loudly next to him.

shamalamadingdong by theg0rd0n April 1, 2009

Shamalamadingdong 

This is yet another word used to describe that specific part on the male anatomy, the proper name being "penis" although it is rarely called that as there are endless slang words for it. This slang is usually used to describe this part in a humorous or comical sense. or used when the speaker is to immature to use the proper name. We all know what that's like, just think back to your Elementary School health classes.

GIRL 1: *slams bathroom door and runs out*
"Holy fuck, holy fuck! I just saw your brothers Shamalamadingdong! Does he not know how to lock a freaking door?
GIRL 2:*laughs hysterically*
"I guess not... so was it big?
*laughs hysterically again*
GIRL 1:*rolls eyes*
"You're disgusting... and yes actually it was...he wouldn't happen to have a girlfriend would he?
GIRL 2:"No"
GIRL 1:"Awesome!"
GIRL 2:"... he does happen to be gay though..."

Shamalamadingdong by Maliyah June 13, 2008

Shamalamadingdong 

A horrendous shit that enunciates the word, while shitting.

OMG, I just heard you Shamalamadingdong!

Shamalamadingdong by ItsTracey July 10, 2009

shamalamadingdong 

To make a promise to shave someones pubic hair, then back out of that promise at the last possible moment

"I wanted a clean shave to get ready for my bachelor party, but my friend Brian pulled a total shamalamadingdong on me. Now how am i supposed to get my entire grundel silky smooth?

shamalamadingdong by BugLabNick August 6, 2011

Shamalamadingdong 

Used while shaking someone’s hand translates to “The last thing I touched was my dingdong”

-While shaking hands-
You: Shamalamadingdong
Them: what’s that mean?
You: The last thing I touched was my dingdong.
You: -gets on the floor and butt scoots away-

Shamalamadingdong by ~Doggo~ November 25, 2017

shamalamadingdong 

Something someone says to their slave during sexual intercours

"ShAmAlAmAdInGdOnG, I pAyEd YoU tO mUcH fOr ThIs!"

shamalamadingdong by XxYeetMaster69xX June 14, 2018