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Like Whore 

describes annoying assholes who make Facebook statuses that appeal to as many people as possible so that they can get a ton of 'likes'. Popular mechanisms employed by like whores include:
"to be honest" statuses
"like this status and me and (insert name of second pretentious bitch) will make you a video"
"I hate it when..."
"ZOMG IT'S SNOWING"
Dude 1: Oh look, it's Sunday night and Jessie doesn't want to go to school tomorrow. Cool fucking story.
Dude 2: What a like whore.
Like Whore by toocleverforthishit November 6, 2011

Like Whore 

A commonly growing species of Attention Whore, Like Whores post Facebook statuses saying things like this;
"Like this if you remember XXX"
"Like if you love your grandma, ignore if you want her to die"
"Like if you love Ice cream, ignore if you want to be raped"
"Like if you love god, ignore if you love Jesus"
"Like if you feel sorry for him/her/them"
Like Whore: Like if you feel sorry for this kid!
Jamin: Yeah, because liking a Facebook picture is going to cure cancer!

Like Whore #2: Like to support them!
Jamin: LIKES DO NOT TRANSLATE TO FOOD FOR AFRICANS

Like Whore: Like if you love god, ignore if you love satan
Jamin: Bitch I ain't religious!
Like Whore by SaviorZealot December 28, 2012

Like Whore 

Someone who goes to an effort to make a meaningless or obvious Facebook status in an attempt to receive as many likes as possible.
John Smith is such a Like Whore he doesnt even care about the floods hes just in it for the likes
Like Whore by nickko January 12, 2011

like whore 

A egotistical person who expects a lot of people to 'like' their Facebook posts, no matter how stupid, or not-well-thought-out they may be
Bogart: Did you see that link I posted on your wall?
Sam: Yeah, what of it?
Bogart: Did you like it?
Sam: Yeah it was okay
Bogart: Well...
Sam: Well what
Bogart: How come you haven't liked it?
Sam: Jeez, you like whore
like whore by cohencock December 2, 2011

like whore 

when a person on facebook likes
everyone's photos on facebook so in return,
you like their photos giving them a bunch of likes,
giving them the illusion that their popular.
John: yo man brittany's got like 67 likes on her photo

Dave: that's only because she's a like whore , shes not actually all that hot.
like whore by facebookslang November 8, 2010

Like Whore 

Someone who spams your social networking site statuses and posts with 'likes'
Paul you are such a like whore you like everything that i have ever posted.
Like Whore by jadenator1987 August 1, 2011