Noif 

Someone in a constant bad mood.

O, you alright Noif

Noif by MichaelKalugin9 March 23, 2010

Noif 

"Nerf" as pronounced in Brooklyn, NY

He hit me with a noif ball!

Noif by stobbchi July 18, 2011

Noif 

Sexy man who makes the best content and has a horse cock

Noif can have my baby’s

Noif by Noifarrwy May 19, 2022

noif 

to drink coke or any soda, without opening it's cap fully.

It stands for:
Not Opening It Fully

Many people who noif, tend to have long lasting drinks. And they are also considered "kool" by their peers.

Origin of it is not clearly known, however some noifers have said that it originated in inner-melbourne suburbs.

Dude 1: Whats that style of drinking called?

Dude 2: itz called noifing manz, only kool people do it.

noif by Jman23 April 26, 2005

noif 

you a loser open your drink!!

dont noif it so fuckin gay

noif by David_is_Fat April 28, 2005

noif 

to drink without opening the lid of the can fully. which leaves a little gap.

Jaz: thats so kool manz.
GEZ: YOU SHOULD TRY IT, EVERYONE LOVES TO NOIF.

noif by Ganod April 26, 2005