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turtle popping 

When you are running to the toilet with poo half out of your bum and you're squeezing your anus to get it back in.

Like a turtles head half out of its shell.
"Oh my God, I got to go to the loo; I'm turtle popping!"
turtle popping by Carnthepear September 12, 2015

Tartle Pop 

The act of flatulating very vigorously and without remorse. This usually occurs after a combination of coffee and muffin, often leading to violent interacial hate crimes and loss of friends, which eventually culminates in clinical depression.
As Bob stepped out of the coffee shop, he angrily began tartle popping.

After much frustration, Jimmy finally yelled, "That tartle pop was vicious."
Tartle Pop by Bloobies May 9, 2010

Turtle Pope 

Best character in elden ring. He is the embodiment of all that is holy and right in the world and if attacked you will have a 100,000,000 bounty put on your head and will be hunted down by john wick. You can't kill the john wick.
I accidently killed the turtle pope and John Wick invaded my world and when he killed me he corrupted my save file.

Popping a turtle 

My girlfriend had to poop, so I tried popping a turtle.
Popping a turtle by Buck teeth March 3, 2017

Turtlepoop 

With all your mighty power, after hours of long hard work, you're finally able to shit a dense slippery one half way out untill it pops back in your anus against your will.

If frightened, the poop will not come out for hours; Like a turtle.

A poop with a conscience; A turtle conscience.

It is the act of taking a shit, but not realy taking a shit, as if taking a shit in reverse.

A dejavu poop.

A piece of shit playing Counter-Strike in your asshole with a 56k modem. "It's there!" "No, its not!" "He's back!" "He dissapeared again!" "Damn lag!"

It is the poop that feels as if you will accidently shit out a part of your large intenstine.

That one poop that makes your stomach feel realy good when it finally comes out.

A poop that makes pregnancy seem like a ride in a theme park.

A poop that makes you want to shove a spoon up your ass and force it out manually.
Wife: Problems?
You: Yeah, it's that damn turtlepoop again, it won't come out.
Turtlepoop by AngelDongM July 9, 2010

turtleophagus

this is what we call brayden when he doesn’t answer the fantastic izabella jorja bishop
dw braydens just being a turtleophagus