Cunt Muppet

An Australian term for any cunt who's a muppet.
Or for non-australians: Any annoying person who's also pretty stupid

Davo: Fuck Jazlyn's come up to me 5 times today asking how to tie a pair of shoes

Bazza: Jesus, what a cunt muppet

by OrganicGodSlayer February 7, 2023

cunt muppet

1. someone who is woefully inept in every conceivable way.

2. a term of affection.

1. "I'm going to fucking kill you, you fucking cunt muppet."

2. "I love you, cunt muppet."

by Kunttray April 21, 2005

cuntmuppet

An obnoxious and totally undisciplined child.

"This woman at the next restaurant table was completely ignoring her kid as it threw dinner rolls at waiters and spilled its milk. I have no idea why she had the little cuntmuppet if she's just going to ignore it all the time."

by Arcane Rose February 27, 2008

cuntmuppet

A woman with an unusually loose vagina, so loose that you can fit your entire hand up in it in the manner of a puppet, or more popularly, a muppet.

"Jane is such a fucking cuntmuppet, I can't even feel the sides of her when i bang her"

by T.G February 1, 2007

Cuntmuppet

Mathew Baker

Mathew Baker loves being a cuntmuppet

by Weirdgoldvis March 18, 2019

Cuntmuppet

An obnoxious bald harbour boy out for his own personal gain at the expense of clapped Rods. Simp for Andrew Tate. Preoccupied with threesomes not had.

Tom was being such a cuntmuppet when he was talking about calories in vs calories out.

by Giovanni C February 2, 2023