callory 

Peter Mallory is the biggest memelord. Mr Callory enjoys to be touched violently in his store cupboard.

The way to become one of these magical creatures is to use these words:
Taboo
Shup

* callory burps loudly* RAGOO *everyone laughs* SHUP

callory by Mr Callory April 19, 2018

Callery Pear 

A tree that has a very distinct smell of human cum. Can ruin anyones day if you get a whiff of it.

Bro I just smelled some callery pear tree. Now I’m hungry.

Callery Pear by GurbyGurb May 21, 2022

callery pear 

(Adjective) Pyrus calleryana: A tree common in China or Vietnam. In the spring, it blooms into bushels of white blossoms. A person may first think that this tree is beautiful, but upon inspection with the nostrils it becomes clear that the trees true intentions are quite rank. The tree will release a foul smell into the air withing a 200 yard radius, destroying previous admirations.

Can be used to describe a relationship or situation, but most commonly a person, that has attractive attributes but when analyzed better turns out to be worse than previously thought.

Person:

That girl is a real callery pear. She's hot, but has a really bad personality. I'd stay away from her.

Relationship:

Me and that guy didn't really turn out well. We both thought that we would be great together, but it just turned out to be a callery pear.

Situation:

(1) We were gonna just make out, but things got a little to far so I had to back out. I didn't want it to end up in a callery pear.
(2) I really wanted to take that class, but the teacher was so bad that it ended up being a callery pear and I transfered out.

callery pear by Bicycleman May 31, 2017

Cellory 

A swag tiktoker with a annoying little brother *cough cough* brodie

Ayo you know cellory?

You mean ellory? Yeah she’s cool 😎😎😎😎

Cellory by Olivia/Edd😨 September 5, 2021

Callery 

Certifiably Bad Ass!!!

That Callery boy is so awesome; I want to be just like him!

Callery by cwissyc October 30, 2013

callories

Fattening carb-units that you consume from munching on junk food while languidly yacking on the telephone, and thus said overly-rich-nutrients are more effective at packing on the pounds, just as they are if you chomp on chips and beer while sedentarily watching TV on the couch instead of exercising.

If you love gabbing with your buds on the horn for extended periods, a simple way to avoid the effects of callories is to only chow down on celery and carrot sticks (unsalted peanut butter can help make these "dull" foods more palatable) during these intervals, and save the tastier starchy/salty/sugary snacks for times when you're more active.

callories by QuacksO October 3, 2019

calloydric

Calloydric is a very kind hearted guy he is awesome inside and out all though he is not the one to be crossed. he comes off as a asshole a first but when you get to know him he’s super sweet and kind hearted. he talks to a lot of females but is only focused on one special girl

girl: who is that?

boy: that’s my boy calloydric how don’t you know him??!

girl: he’s cute! is he single or does he have his eyes on anyone?

boy: yeah he does he’s hooked on this one girl i don’t know her name but they have a really strong bond im pretty sure they are soulmates!

calloydric by Burben March 22, 2022