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Belfast Handshake 

Noun: Euphemism for a cock-punch.

Origin: Derived from "Who Needs a Good Cock-Punching?" Statshot in the Onion, February 6, 2002, where Bono, of the Dublin band U2, was listed at #1.
Did you hear what Jay said about Dan's new house?

Yeah, he may have earned himself a Belfast Handshake.
Belfast Handshake by Felix00 June 11, 2009

bestie beastie 

Your best friend in the whole world, your animal companion.
Oh my dearest Lucy, my true love, you are my forever bestie beastie!
bestie beastie by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

Belfast Bap 

Big, crusty round bread famed throughout Northern Ireland and the stuff of legends.

Usually split in the middle and stuffed full of any filling you like.

Popular with builder types coz its a quare feed far ya teabreak like.

Best smothered in Real butter such as Golden Cow or Dromona.
Givvas one a thon Belfast Baps luv wer cheese and ham.
Belfast Bap by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010

No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality
man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."
No Beasties by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010

Beastie Boys 

Three nice Jewish boys from New York that have WAY more talent than D12, the G Unit and that fat hack Missy Elliot COMBINED. Turn your Yankees hat sideways, hit the chronic, turn bass to max, listen to track 12 on To The 5 Boroughs then get back to me.
I use to party with the Beastie Boys (and your mom) back when they were called The Young Aborigines.
Beastie Boys by PCGator July 14, 2004

Blasties 

The white lady, rootsky tootsky's, gaggers, cocaine, nose candy, sniffers, lines
We made the call to get some blasties, then we were up for 2 days
Blasties by LV2398 August 12, 2012