roflshart 

Verb.

1. A rather unfortunate occurrence whereby someone is rolling on the floor laughing so hard that the exertion causes them to break wind, which, by a cruel twist of fate is not all gaseous in its nature.

2. A very quick way to stop getting invited to a variety of social gatherings.

E.g. "I haven't been invited to anything since I roflsharted at Jim's funeral."

roflshart by Dangerz August 1, 2017

roflsarcophogus 

you laugh so hard that you cover yourself in oils and die

"Look at the face on her"

"roflsarcophogus"

roflsarcophogus by eoghan is great June 28, 2006

rorshart test 

A sophisticated test of one's inner ego, as expressed by sharting onto a blank canvass from several feet away. It's uncertain where this practice first originated, but it is depicted in Pewpitre tribe drawings. According to these drawings, the tribe's shaman would concoct a natural laxative from ingredients such as plums and cherries. After consuming the mixture, a tribe member would then projectile shart onto a clean cave wall. The splatter pattern of the shart would then be interpreted by the shaman, to explain the soul of the sharter and/or foretell the future. A strong shart was always a good omen.

In later times, Freud famously conducted numerous experiences with rorshart tests, identifying a strong correlation between the splatts and chunkiness with various conditions of the inner ego (Oedipus complex).

I had really bad diarrhea the other night. The back of the toilet looked like a goddamn rorshart test!

rorshart test by thrashertm December 14, 2010

roflskates 

A combination of roflcopter and lollerskates. Used to describe something funny that is in progress or in motion.

Tom-"Hey did you see that guy riding the unicycle backwards with his pants on fire?"

Joe-"Yeah I did! Roflskates!"

roflskates by pingpongmaniac December 2, 2010

ROFLSHTETIGUIFDATHMHOATAMMHTTMTTHABIL 

an abbreviation for:

Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard That Every Time I Got Up I Fell Down Again Then Hit My Head On A Table And My Mom Had To Take Me To A Hospital All Because I Laughed

"Fuck, that was so funny I was ROFLSHTETIGUIFDATHMHOATAMMHTTMTTHABIL!"

ROFLSHTETIGUIFDATHMHOATAMMHTTMTTHABIL by theladyinblue January 2, 2012

roflspastic 

A level of laughter so uncontrollable that it is illegal in England.

Man, I was roflspastic and they were trying to deport me.

roflspastic by Bob Loblaw III August 13, 2007

roflshitcakes 

Funny Delectible cakes that you eat while your shitting on the toilet

Yeah when we had bio break on wow i ate a "roflshitcakes"!

roflshitcakes by Mike Prov December 11, 2009