The best possible parking space outside a given venue/shop/drinking establishment/gym/etc. Named so after
ex-Hawthorn
AFL player Dermet Brereton's penchant for parking his Ferrari at will outside the front entry of nightclubs.
Person 1: "Hey mate check out my park."
Person
2: "Fuck me...you just bagged a Dermie."
Person 1: "You know it."
Person
2: "Now you have a minimal distance to travel to your
car."