The state of being whereby a person is adorable as a result of their being sexually aroused.
Appropriate Use:
Boyfriend: I can't help it! Just seeing your nipples makes me want to touch them.
Girlfriend: Aww, you're so horndorable.
Inappropriate Use:
Man: If I were 40 years younger, cutie, I'd show you a good time.
Girl: Aww grandpa, you're so horndorable.
Jimmy: Sorry Ms. Frizzle, I couldn't finish the essay last night because I was procrasterbating.
Ms. Frizzle: Jimmy, as horndorable as that may be, I will not be able to give you an extension this time. You can earn back that credit in detention.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)