your brother is the weirdest person you'll ever meet and he'll always smell like rotten and cheese and ugly fake cry but then he'll look in the mirror and just realized that he's ugly all the time. But he's a partner in crime, so you should keep him around.
Is important to not confuse "My Brother" with "MY Brother!". "My Brother" is one of your many brothers, but "MY Brother!" is YOUR brother.
Me: (to self) "I wish I had some carrots right now..."
Me: *looks at brother*
Brother: *activates Brother to Brother Connection*
Brother: "Here you go brother." *hands carrots*
Me: "MY brother! 😎👊"
1. A mid-nineties nickelodeon sitcom about an upper-middle class black family living in Charlotte, North Carolina. It only had a few episodes that were on re-run for years and the only white kid on the show was a nerd that everyone loved to hate.