cabbi 

Fat ass that likes to watch porn. Who like to be a wanker with his best friend

Damn boi that's a cabbi.

cabbi by Buttrape377362728 June 18, 2017

Cabinets Sativa 

Cannabis grown in cabinets.

"Try some of the bomb gaunch my buddy grew in his pantry... CABINETS SATIVA!"

Cabinets Sativa by wvdrtnsf January 16, 2013

Cabin Baggage

A container (bag, pack etc.) commonly containing items or swag of a highly desirable or awesome nature. Can be obtained via winning a competition.

See: Swag Pack

Guy 1: "Hey, awesome Swag Pack you've got there."
Guy 2: " Swag Pack? Nah, mate this is Cabin Baggage."
Guy 1: "Radical!"

Cabin Baggage by NCRaw June 29, 2016

Cabbage Patch Stalker 

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.

Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..

Cabbage Patch Stalker by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009

benadryl cabbage patch 

another name for Benedict Cumberbatch

person 1: Benadryl Cabbage patch is my favorite actor, i love him in Sherlock.

person 2: i dont man, i think Beedrill Confused bats was better in Dr. Strange

benadryl cabbage patch by notspiderman December 9, 2016

Linen Cabinet 

A group of official Presidential Advisors who are blatantly racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, and otherwise driven by mendacity in service of hate.

We've had Jackson's "Kitchen Cabinet "to go along with the regular "Parlor Cabinets" but before Donald Trump no-one had the audacity to nominate a Linen Cabinet.

Linen Cabinet by paulpaxman November 15, 2016

Cabinet Man

An arcade cabinet that is possessed by a once living human who placed his organs into the machine, creating a monster who drives kids to madness. As well as a song by Lemon Demon.

P1: "Hey, have you heard of Cabinet Man?"
P2: "The song? Yeah, it's good."
P1: "No, I mean the arcade machine driving kids to madness."

Cabinet Man by it's (not) lemon demon! February 6, 2021