premature ecraftulation 

When you are way too excited about a new project and start without fully understanding the process and the excitement makes you basically blow your load all over it and really screw it up.

I experienced premature ecraftulation all over that project I was doing and ruined $50 worth of supplies.

premature ecraftulation by Jennbec1 June 17, 2017

Premature Ecrapulation 

When you think you are going to fart, but crap instead. Basically; When you shart

Person 1: Dude, watch this fart!
Person 2: Alright!
Person 1: *Sharts* Ah damnit!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 3: That sucks! He had premature ecrapulation! Haha!

Premature Ecrapulation by Zyth995 November 6, 2011

Premature eChatulation 

That annoying moment when you're just about to reach the peak of your flirtation thru chat, the other person suddenly goes offline.

Some dude just had a premature echatulation with me last night.

Premature eChatulation by killmenao2011 February 21, 2011

premature-echatulation 

When you met someone you're really excited about in a chat room and you mouth doesn't engage your brain. And what you say comes out all wrong and makes you feel like a complete idiot.

Im really sorry what I said I think I just suffered from premature-echatulation

premature-echatulation by Stubey February 16, 2009

Premature Ecrapulation 

letting out a fart, but the fart is in fact a bit of poop

The bathroom was upstairs and I let out a Premature Ecrapulation with letting out a relief fart

Premature Ecrapulation by Who8myshoe May 27, 2016