When your have sex with your wife/girlfriendin the shower you push her up against the wall and lift one leg up and insert your penis as fast as possible and watch her climb the wall
2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.
3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.
4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.
5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor
So I was out at The Lodge on a Sunday night all jacking up on some skank. For some reason she wouldn't put out when I flexed my biceps through my Affliction shirt. It doesn't matter, she looked all salamander foreskin anyways with her rotted out hair, cracky teeth and tits smelling like Jewel's meat department.