blopnuts 

The condition testicles are in after being kicked, punched, hit with a football, or any contact resulting in being knocked to the floor after being hit in the testicles, usually lasting about 10-15 minutes.

John tossed me the sledgehammer, but i failed to catch it properly and it left me with blopnuts.

blopnuts by Blopnuts April 5, 2005

Dunkin blownuts

A bros way of referencing “Dunkin’ Donuts”

“Bro get me a girly ass pumpkin drink at dunkin blownuts”

Dunkin blownuts by chHAad February 7, 2021

fuckin blownuts 

A slang term for Dunkin Donuts usually concidered a negative term and used as such however, it is at times used in a neutral maner.

The idiot in fuckin blownuts forgot to give me a straw for my coffee.

I am goin to fuckin blownuts on my break you want anything?

fuckin blownuts by C7 October 19, 2006

Drunkin Blownuts 

Another name for Dunkin' Donuts when you are drunk or hungover.

"Hey man, lets go to Drunkin Blownuts because I'm hungover and will probably puke after a doughnut."

Drunkin Blownuts by IYAMTHEMAN September 1, 2016

blownuts 

expression of sympathy

see that sucks

"My car exploded."
"Blownuts."

blownuts by Ryan Dawson January 3, 2005

blownuts 

to blow rums ruts....or rums rat platters...

HAHAHAHAHAHA...Blownuts!!!

blownuts by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Blumpkin Blownuts 

A franchise that offers donuts with filling but instead of the filling consisting of custard, the donuts are filled with feces from previous blumpkins

Hey Erik, I can’t wait to try the donuts from Blumpkin Blownuts, however, I wonder if it’s real chocolate.

Blumpkin Blownuts by MissourianMuntGod23 June 14, 2024