Backwards Apple 

The backwards apple is... oh god... I can't. I can't do this.

I must.

OK, the backwards apple is the most terrible thing you can possibly do involving penises and vaginas. There ya go. I can't say any more.

Jesus Christ, Bob!! Stop with the egg thing!! WHAT THE FUCK?

Backwards Apple by Brenda April 26, 2005

backwards apple 

You need a mangina. This is basically an inverted dick, like a vag, but with no uterus or any of that shit. First, you reach into your ass and pull on your prostate gland, which, pulled with enough force, will cause your cock to come out of your ass. Then, you do a guy in the ass--from the ass.

Hannah V will give you a backwards apple if you don't watch your ass.

backwards apple by Kaiser Wilhelm March 29, 2005

backwards apple 

The most offensive thing you could possibly describe as a sexual act. I won't even go into it.

Last night Steve gave Brenda the old backwards apple.

backwards apple by Henry January 2, 2005

backwards apple 

Some people (who think they're deck) prefer pronouncing it "the ol' Backerds apple." However these people are also more likely to become overzealous whilst performing said backerds apple, and break something.

What they break, i'd rather not say. Let's just say it's expensive, and can only bend in so many ways.

"Dude, I tried the ol' backerds apple last week, and i still can't turn my head coutnerclockwise."

backwards apple by Crunk Floutist February 12, 2005

backwards apple 

You need a mangina. Supposedly, with a mangina, you have a wang and a vag, but the wang is inside you. You reach into your ass and pull on your prostate gland. If you keep pulling, your cock will come out of your ass. Then, you do a guy in the ass--from the ass.

Hannah V. gave me the backwards apple.

backwards apple by Kaiser Wilhelm May 13, 2005

Backwards Apple 

When a woman puts a dildo in her vagina ball side first and leaves the tip hanging out.

Stacy you can’t be doing the backwards Apple when mom is home.

Backwards Apple by Joncena6972 May 26, 2021