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Christmasitis 

The physical irritation due to overstimulation caused by Christmas decorations and hearing the same Josh Groban and Michael Buble Christmas CDs over and over and over again. Usually caused by overly enthusiastic co-workers and/or spouses. Initial signs may take one to two weeks to appear after first exposure, but conditions generally increase exponentially.

Related to Christmas fatigue.
"Do you mind if I turn the radio on? They've started playing Christmas music."
"Only after we stop by the store to get some Benadryl for the Christmasitis flare up I'm about to have..."

Tom Christianitis 

When your penis and genitals are so gigantic that one is physically incapable of prefroming the act of sexual intercourse without killing the partner or horrendously maiming them. The disease is associated with causing debilitating back problems, lightheadedness, causing fainting on sight, disillusioned feelings of supremacy, shit-stabbing, and causing fear of intercourse or loss of labido in others.
I had sex with this guy with Tom Christianitis, his dick punctured my lung.

Christmasification 

The act of christmasifying a house or other form of residence usually just after the thanksgiving holiday.
The act of making everything Christmasy:)
This place is in dire need of some serious christmasification, we don't celebrate no Kwanzaa!
Christmasification by Xxm0nSt3rNrGxX November 30, 2010

Christmastian

A subset of Christians who read the Bible from Genesis to the nativity, and then skip to Revelations at the end, the point being to purposefully exclude the actual teachings of Jesus Christ. The Christmastian belief system is founded primarily on ancient pagan celebrations that were adopted by early Christians. Christmastians reject peace, love and forgiveness and embrace vengeance, violence and never-ending war.
George W. Bush is a Christmastian.
Christmastian by blogarillo June 11, 2006

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime 

The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The party's on
The feelin's here
That only comes
This time of year
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding ooo
Ooo ooo toot toot toot toot toot toot
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The word is out
About the town
To lift a glass
Ah don't look down
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
They practiced all year long
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong, dong, dong, dong, dong
The party's on
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
Oh and that's enough
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Oh oh
Christmastime

Christmastize 

To decorate for a holiday in a Christmas like manner for some other holiday besides Christmas.
Jill bought some of those orange lights to decorate her bushes for Halloween - yet another annoying example of the Christmastizing of Halloween.
Christmastize by Leo October 25, 2004