When the urethral opening of male genitalia is elongated and extends down the head of the penis. due to this sick deformed abomination of a penis, any fluid secreted will simply drip down like a leaking faucet.
Carson: " dude what the fuck's wrong with your dick?"
the russian underside is when your lady gets on top of you upside down and backwards and masturbates you with a 400 pound salmon while you masturbate her with a snow fox.
"Natascha, I think we need to spice up our love life"
"Boris, if you go to the fish store and get some salmon, we can do the RussianUnderside and things will be so much hotter!"
A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".