Taking a deuce aka taking a shit aka taking a poop aka going number two aka doin' the double.
Made famous by Mikhael from Most Wanted in the song called "Listen To Your Farts." "Fuck all ya'll I'm havin' some troubles, I'm out, this ones gonna hurt doin' the double."
Whoa I almost just sharted, I'm out doin' the double see ya chank.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)