schoolmarm 

(n) One who lectures another in a condenseding manner; one who is pretentious in communicating their opinion as though it were fact, often involving exaggerated body gesturing, e.g., finger wagging; one who scolds or judges another as if they are morally, intellectually, or otherwise superior

(v) Schoolmarmin(g) Exibiting the behavior of a schoolmarm

(n) I really hate bein' around my stupid sister lately. Ever since she started school at DeVry online last month she think she the shit. Been bitchin' at me for sittin' around the house and actin' like she know errthang about errthang. Talkin' down on me... total schoolmarm. I have the shits of it.

(v) Troy's mom got a job as a preschool teacher a few months ago, and ever since she's been talking to us like we ain't grown-ass men. She be waggin her finger at us and saying we shouldn't do this, shouldn't do that because blah, blah, blah. She been totally schoolmarmin' us like we're the 4 year olds she babysits at work.

schoolmarm by Bozo McScrotus July 28, 2016

Schoolyard Heroes 

Seattle-area band, consisting of Ryann Donnelly (lead vocals), Jonah Bergman (bass, vocals), Steve Bonnell (guitar), Brian Turner (drums).
Their first CD, "The Funeral Sciences" was put out in 2003.
Awesome band, not like everything else!

"You should really check out Schoolyard Heroes!"

Schoolyard Heroes by SoMeOne March 23, 2005

Schoolyard Heroes 

Ryann. Jonah. Steve. Brian.

Oh yes they rock.

"I hate your fucking boyfriend"

I saw Schoolyard Heroes last night.

Schoolyard Heroes by Bill May 2, 2004

schoolmorrow 

The next day of school, compensating for weekends, breaks, vacations, snow days, teacher work days, meteor days, and the like.

"Oh shit, that paper's due tomorrow!"
"Hahaha, there's no school tomorrow, FAG. Tomorrow's Saturday!"
"Err.. uh.. I said schoolmorrow. Yep. Schoolmorrow."
"What's that?"
"Hahaha, you don't know what schoolmorrow is? FAG."

schoolmorrow by lionmane726 March 22, 2007

schoolyard 

Going beserk and shooting a lot of people. term like "going postal". From the recent rash of school yard shootings.

When John lost his job he went 'schoolyard'

schoolyard by Greatone June 17, 2007

Schoolyard Bullshit 

A much more superior term to emphasize bullshit. Only to be used when the bullshit perceived is higher than a normal call for the use of the word "bullshit." Can also be abbreviated, "Schoolyard," to invoke the emphasis on just exactly how ridiculous or out of line a certain situation is.

ex. 1 - Person is ditched for a steamy date. "Man that is some Schoolyard Bullshit!"

ex. 2 - Person playing Call of Duty is killed with a noobtube.
"Fuck!!! That is some Schoolyard!"

ex. 3 - Professor of general studies course gives you way more homework than any of your courses that actually pertain to your major.

Students Response - "This is some Schoolyard Bullshit!"

Schoolyard Bullshit by Ghostbustersfreak March 25, 2010

SchoolYard 

A shooting range

Aye you guys got the ak-47? Let's go to the schoolYard

SchoolYard by Pug watch10 On YT January 29, 2020