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syrian suicide toilet bomber

fatty luffi's exploding faeces after eating a dodgy kebab

toilet bobber 

When you sit on a toilet and and your bait touches the water causing your knob to bob in the water
I hate taking a dump at Ians house cause whenever i sit down on his shitty ass ghetto toilet my junk bobs under water turning my gear into a toilet bobber
toilet bobber by chonger November 30, 2005

toilet bombed 

when you go to the toilet only to discover someone, or perhaps yourself from earlier, has left a rotting pile of shit and/or a bowl full of piss that has been sitting in the toilet unflushed.

It is especially bad if you have to lift the lid of the toilet first, then the smell of the old shit and piss explodes in your face. Much like a bomb.
::lifts toilet lid::
Holy fuck look at that turd! It smells like someone just took a shit in my left nostril. I can't believe I just got fucking toilet bombed.
toilet bombed by ThatsWhatVBSaid December 4, 2009

bombard the toilet with treasure 

To take a shit, usually a massive one
I gotta go bombard the toilet with treasure!

tolietbomber 

da goat; nyree-simone.
what up tolietbomber”
tolietbomber by tolietbomber September 2, 2025
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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