The hardest throwing pitcher in baseball history. Plays for the Detroit Tigers. Possible closer in 2009-2010 season. Often lasered throwing the ball at 103 mph. His fastest recorded is 104.8 mph Known for his infamous injuries which include playing Guitar hero, and helping move boxes in his parents attic because of the Californian wildfires

Joel Zumaya strikes out the side!

Joel Zumaya by MikeLCoriasso February 22, 2009

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zump

When you hit the quan, nae nae, dab, and stride like damn daniel all consecutively

vro did you see that savage totally ZUMP over there!?

XD vrother that was a ZUMP for all the haters indeed!

zump by lol_xd_memes_21 February 22, 2018

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Zumped

The action of getting dumped on zoom during quarantine.

Sally: My boyfriend zumped me. I’ve been crying all day.
Alexa: Awww honey I’m sorry. He doesn’t deserve you if he dumped you over zoom.

Zumped by auyyyyaidan0619 April 27, 2020

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zimpy

A man with 5 penises and is also known as the Drainer himself. Does not back down from a fight and is undefeated

Yo i heard you can become a Zimpy.

zimpy by UnfeeIings January 19, 2018

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