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Brother-in-Christ zoned

The Christian version of friendzone. Generally done by girls who don't want to have a relationship with their admirer.
"Hey… Jenny… I want you to know… I really like you.

"Ooohhh… Andrew I see you more as a Brother in Christ…"

(Andrew) "Alright"
(Inside Andrew's mind) NOOOOOO, I've been Brother-in-Christ zoned!!!!

Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned

The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.
Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??

Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on

In-law Zoned 

The Friendzone, but worse. When someone you like would rather want your kid and their kid to get married.
Person 1: I like you.
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.

(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)

Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )
In-law Zoned by User12345000 March 28, 2022
Being a chill ass nigga;
Not liking sporty gay shit;
Not being an alpha male;
Maining junglers.
Beta male: Nigga, wanna go to the gym.
Me:Nah, 🅱, I'm in zone.
In Zone by Gay ass B August 3, 2017
Word used to describe a person who is really calm. Being a chill ass nigga.
Example:
Guy 1: Yo, sup my in zone nigga.
Guy 2: Suh dude.
in zone by Gay ass B October 2, 2017

In The Zone

Being Completely Unaware of what's going on around you as you are So Extremely into what's going on right in front of your face; like anything more than 3 feet away just doesn't register in the brain.
When gymnastics are on TV, I'm Totally In The Zone Bigtime!!!!
In The Zone by Starchylde January 28, 2015