zanker

n. a person who is extremely inept. unable to do what any normal person could.

v. to be insulted.

That guy is such a complete zanker.

DUDE! she totally zankered you!

zanker by KKKKathRRRRRyn December 24, 2007

zanker

someone who’s a vibe-killer, can’t go with the flow, and generally a party pooper

“Randy was being such a zanker last night when he complained about the 5 dollar cover fee.”

zanker by Geraldine A. March 17, 2025

Zanker Kiekie 

Dutch.
Sealand slang for Kanker Ziekie.

Yu wait dat die shait zanker kiekie ayes.

Zanker Kiekie by Sealand July 2, 2008

Jack zanker 

Absolute ginger freak. Usually good academically but compromises with a atrocious social life.

Girl: stop being a fucking wanker u massive tall freak man
Girl 2: yeh ur such a jack zanker

Jack zanker by Kat street July 16, 2019

zander ermold

Slow super stud birthday boy that goes to governor mifflin. He runs cross country and is very slow and a super stud birthday boy.

Man youre a slow super stud birthday boy zander ermold!

zander ermold by Mechanicore tank of doom! September 16, 2019

Zander 

The chicken nugget Lord and savior (aka our true god)

Loves doggos and is very Zander

Zander by killmewithbleachpleaseiwanttod November 23, 2016

Zander 

To protect

Warrior man

I named my Dog zander cause he protects me

Zander by the nugget lord September 8, 2018