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twat you one

The act of scraping one's nails down another person's arm to convey anger, resentment or the recognition of a derogatory comment.

Chris: 'I fucked your mum'
John: 'Well, I'm going to have to twat you one'

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a term used when someone replies to something said they didn't want to hear

Girlfriend: "Babe, my feet are killing me from these heels. Will you rub my feet?"
Boyfriend: "Twat, I cunt hear you..."

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Twats that you say? is a nasty way of answering people, either to be dirty or to pick a fight.

Twats that you say? I cunt hear you. But tits all right. I've got in-fuck-tion in my ear. Bare ass me again.

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