Ficticious brand name that identifies any generic or non-branded knockoff consumer good. You may apply a series designation that approximates that of the real thing.
"I got my Yakasuki 2.0 USB board for 80% less than brand name prices."
n. A Yakubu is any male who has arrived at the last stage of simping. A Yakubu has no self respect whatsoever. He simps all day and night for women who are just toying with him
Adv. Yakubu can be used to describe extreme simping Activities
A weird word I heard from a gameshow in the UK. It is somtimes used to be refer to the wordcrackers. It is a word usually used to insult something or someone. Also used as a word for bollocks
v,
1. To throw away a glorious opportunity.
2. (in football) To kick a ball past a goal when it's much easier to score.
3. To miss.
n,
1. One who goes out of his way to throw away glorious opportunities.
2. One who takes out the trash.
3. An overrated footballer.
4. A heartbreaker, usually breaking 150 million hearts at once
5.an ugly creature found in the mountains, but sometimes straying on to the soccer pitch
Wife: Wow! Cody just spoke his first word! I hope you recorded that
Husband: Oh no! I Yakubu'd it!
Emile Heskey wakes up every morning thanking heavens that he is not a Yakubu